March 21, 2010 | Life in General,Sunday Scribblings,The 4-1-1 on Me
Today’s word of the day is brought to you by Sunday Scribblings: Demands
“If you were a mega ridiculous superstar on tour – what would your demands be?”
This is right up there with “If I won the lottery, this is what I would do.” This is something that I’ve truly never thought about, so my demands are going to be small and simple in comparison to J. Lo or Mariah Carey.
If I was a super megastar YA writer on a book tour, these would be my demands:
Transportation -
~ Private jet with king-sized bed that contains 300 count organic sheets; a frig filled with bottled water from a secret wellspring in Ireland and sweetened Mountain Peak and raspberry and green tea; two wall-mounted wide-screen TV’s
~ Limo to and from event
Room Accommodations –
~ 5-star eco-friendly B-and-B’s only, no hotel rooms.
~ Fresh Gerber daisies in the room daily.
At my book signing table –
~ 4 bottles of fresh water flown in from a secret wellspring in Ireland.
~ Vase of fresh Gerber daisies
My main demand is that I only visit warm places. If I have a signing in cold places like New York or Chicago, I’ll only go during the spring or summer. My fingers cannot hold a pen in cold weather. So sorry.
So, what about you? If you were a mega superstar on tour, what would your demands be?
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Wen Prior says:
I think this answer may prove me to be the rank outsider at superstardom that I am. I would like a bag of green jellybeans (like Ozzie Osborne) and a bottle of nice mineral water. That’s it. Yep, no chance of superstardom, no way I’d do it right.